Two girlfriends, one blonde and one brunette were speeding down the highway at well over 100 mph. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "Yea. I see some following us now!"

"Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are their flashers on?"

The blonde turned around again. "Yes...no...yes...no...yes..."